
Most people treat “self-care” like it’s some luxury item you buy at a boutique—expensive candles, overpriced retreats, or those aesthetic morning routines you see on social media that look more exhausting than helpful. But if you’re like me, you know that when your systems are failing, a scented bath isn’t going to fix the underlying…

I’m tired of seeing people spend forty dollars on “alkaline ionizers” or those neon-colored electrolyte powders that taste like melted gummy bears just to solve a basic biological requirement. It’s ridiculous. If you’re looking for a complicated, expensive ritual to teach you how to drink more water, you’re looking in the wrong place. Most of…

I was sitting at my workbench last Tuesday, staring at the guts of a 1970s Moog synthesizer, when I realized I couldn’t even focus on a simple soldering job because my brain felt like it was running on low-grade diesel. I’d spent the last hour scrolling through endless reviews of “smart” mattresses and $200 weighted…

I spent most of my twenties chasing the “ideal” morning, which usually meant scrolling through productivity feeds and feeling like a failure because I wasn’t meditating on a mountain or drinking some $12 adaptogenic latte. Most of the advice you see online about a morning routine for wellness is just expensive noise designed to sell…

I was elbow-deep in the guts of a 1978 Roland Juno last Tuesday, trying to trace a faulty capacitor, when I realized I’d spent the last forty minutes scrolling through a feed of nothingness instead of actually working. It’s a ridiculous realization. We’ve been sold this idea that we need expensive “digital detox” retreats or…

I spent the better part of last Tuesday staring at a pile of expensive, neon-colored kettlebells and a yoga mat that cost more than my first car, wondering why I felt more exhausted just looking at them than actually using them. The fitness industry loves to sell you the idea that a successful home workout…

I’m tired of seeing these “wellness influencers” try to sell you a $200 subscription to a meal kit filled with exotic microgreens you can’t even pronounce. Most of that stuff is just expensive noise designed to make a simple problem feel complicated. If you’re actually looking for how to eat more vegetables, you don’t need…

I was sitting in my workshop last Tuesday, surrounded by the half-disassembled guts of a 1978 Moog synthesizer, when the silence in the house suddenly felt heavy. It wasn’t the productive quiet of a focused project; it was that hollow, ringing sort of isolation that makes you realize you haven’t had a real conversation in…

I spent three weeks last month trying to fix a vintage Moog synthesizer, hunched over a workbench with a magnifying glass until my neck felt like it was being gripped by a vise. I tried the “smart” ergonomic pillows and those $500 mesh chairs that claim to solve everything, but honestly, most of that gear…

I spent years thinking yoga was just a way for people to pose in expensive, color-coordinated gear while chasing some vague sense of enlightenment. If you’ve looked at the “wellness” side of the internet, you’ve probably seen the same thing: high-priced retreats, complicated Sanskrit terms, and influencers making it look like a graceful dance rather…